Finally You Can Customize Your Cock Size… In Conan Exiles

If we’re being honest with ourselves every guy has at one time or another dreamed of making his junk er…junkier? Increasing the membership of his member? Whatever euphemism you prefer the good folks at Funcom are allowing players to do just that and adjust Conan’s cock size in the upcoming Conan Exiles game.

Giving new meaning to the term hung.

Allowing players to customize their characters and character nudity is nothing new but never before has a major video game given players the option to enhance their virtual ego like this.

Check out the low hangers on Conan geez!

No word yet if you can make Conan’s penis big enough to brandish as a weapon.

Some more hot video game mens for your enjoyment.

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Geralt from The Witcher series.

 

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Gotta love the Chris Redfield and Piers bromance from Resident Evil 6.

 

Kratos the god of war and apparently sex.

Yeah I’d hunt for Nathan Drake’s treasure.

 

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Commander Shepard from Mass Effect

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