HOW ‘BOUT THIS DOUCHEBAG?!
Put Jordan Garnett on the list of dickbags who got a championship tattoo before the regular season is over.
This Big D-bag got a huge“Super Bowl LI Champions” tattoo on his right arm down in Palm Beach, Florida and he’s now getting death threats. The Florida man, who is a “comedian,” told a NBC station that he is getting death threats from other Cowboys fans saying that he has jinxed the team.
“Stop messaging me saying it’s fake,” Garnett posted on Twitter. “It’s 100% real. I had no idea getting a tattoo would result in death threats. Relax. We will win.”
He told the station he doesn’t think the Cowboys will “lose another game” all season.
Garnett, 24, said he’s been a Cowboys fan since 1999, and thus missed the Cowboys’ dynasty of three Super Bowls in four years, which ended in 1995. The team has yet to make it back to even the NFC Championship game since that run of success.
The last time the Cowboys were the number 1 seed in the NFC they lost to the New York Giants in the divisional round after Tony Romo threw an interception in the end zone in the final seconds of the game.