It’s happened! Gronk scored his 69th touchdown with the Patriots. Everything that followed was glorious.
Let’s review what transpired in Buffalo today, as the Patriots rolled over the Bills, 41-25. The Pats avenged the Bills’ win earlier this season over a Brady-less New England squad but the #BillsMafia had a lot of fun.
1. Someone tossed a dildo on the field.
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2. After joking about being on the cusp of TD #69 last week, Gronk sealed the deal. His family celebrated appropriately, because they’re Gronkowskis, goddamnit.
Nothing says being a Gronkowski more than a luxury suite filled with adults chanting 69.
3. Combining numbers 1 and 2… the media asked Gronk about the dildo after the game. His response: hilarious. The reaction: a bit uncertain.
I love how you can hear the Patriots’ PR flack saying “we’ll leave it there, guys.”
Gronk is unflappable.
Let’s be honest: if there’s anyone that can save the NFL, it’s Rob Gronkowski. You might hate the Patriots (and you probably should), but man, is this guy gold or what?