Politics of the Penis

When they write the book on this dumpster fire of a presidential election, there will be an entire subject on a subject that’s near and dear to us here in the JockPop offices.

Whether it’s the topic of Donald Trump’s tiny hands, the resurrection of Bill Clinton’s sexual peccadilloes, or a brand new nugget involving potential First Daughter Ivanka Trump, there’s one common thread.

Penises.

Need a reminder?

  • Trump “has no problem there. [He] can tell you that.”
  • According to “The Independent,” Bill Clinton: “His erect penis is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter … and heads off at an angle, presumably rather like a finger bent at the joint.”

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