Opportunities Missed… ‘Bottoms Not Included’

Just a quick open letter to our (likely) future President…

Do you realize how many bros are clamoring to pay homage you this Halloween? Just imagine – jacked guys in sleeveless pantsuits everywhere, just days before Election Day. Yet you can’t keep these easily adaptable $30 shirts in stock? Come on. This is practically begging to be converted into a bro tank. (Though, as the listing for the listing for the Everyday Pantsuit Tee informs us,“bottoms not included.” Darn.)

Hillary, you’ve given these guys no other choice.

Then again, maybe that’s not a bad thing.

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