Clipboard Jesus Resurrected by Browns

Clipboard Jesus is back!

The Cleveland Browns are signing back-up QB Charlie Whitehurst. That’s because the Browns have been going through quarterbacks like the… umm… the Browns

From NFL.com:

Charlie Whitehurst is signing with the Cleveland Browns, per his agents at SportsTrust Advisors. The Browns will mark Whitehurst’s fourth team in as many years, as the journeyman made stops in San Diego, Tennessee and Indianapolis from 2013-2015.

With Robert Griffin III and Josh McCown already sidelined for this upcoming Sunday, Cleveland coach Hue Jackson announced Monday that third-round rookie Cody Kessler was expected to get the nod at starting quarterback.

The Browns are set to start their 26th different quarterback since 1999 against the Dolphins, and it would only be fitting if a perennial backup like Whitehurst added his name to that list. Whitehurst last put down his mythical clipboard in favor of starting out a game at quarterback in 2014 with the Titans

I mean… Charlie seems to be loving life outside of the NFL. Why would you come back and PLAY FOR THE BROWNS!? You are sitting on a boat, looking hot as hell and sipping champs living every day like it’s Sunday Funday.

Do you know what happens to you when you play for the Browns? It’s not good. AT ALL.

Anyway… enjoy some Clipboard Jesus eye candy below.

https://twitter.com/SereneViscosity/status/770808991685353472

H/T @TheSportsHernia & NFL.com

 

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